Elsie, an older woman, came to a halt in order to park her car.
A young man in a stunning new red BMW circled her and parked where she had been waiting.
Elsie was so upset that she approached the young fellow and asked, with clenched teeth,
‘I was going to park there.’

The man dismissed her, saying, “That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”
This irritated Elsie even more, so she got back in her car, reversed, and then stamped on the pedal, ramming right into his BMW.
In shock, the young man returned to his car and said, “What did you do that for?”
Elsie grinned and told him, “That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich.”