I recently purchased a certified Black Angus bull for $6,500. However, upon releasing him with the herd, he showed no interest in the cows and simply grazed on grass. Concerned about his behavior, I consulted the veterinarian.
After examining the bull, the vet noted that he was perhaps a bit young but otherwise in excellent health. The vet prescribed certain medications to be administered once a day.

To my surprise, within just two days of starting the medication, the bull began tending to all of my cows with remarkable efficiency. He even managed to escape the fence and mate with every cow belonging to my neighbor!
His sudden transformation was astounding, almost resembling that of a machine. Although unsure of the exact contents of the tablets prescribed by the vet, I noticed they had a peppermint-like flavor.