Two dwarfs stroll into a tavern, pick up two prostitutes, and return them to their separate rooms.

walks and enters a bar.
Unfortunately, the first dwarf cannot achieve an erection, no matter what. The yells of “One, two, three-jump!” from the room next door exacerbate his despondency.

In the morning, the second dwarf inquires, “How was your night?”

The second-prize recipient shook his head. “Do you think that’s embarrassing? I couldn’t even get into the fucking bed.”

Edit: Fuck you, autocontact. I’m going to leave it.

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