Jason Aldean was given $1 million for only three minutes of his time, but he declined. According to a rumor, Aldean has stated that he will perform the National Anthem at next year’s Super Bowl, but he will not accept payment.

“I’ll do it for free,” Aldean stated, adding that anyone who charges money to perform the song is un-American.

Joe Barron, Super Bowl Event Coordinator, says he’s never had somebody reject money before, but he’s not shocked. “Jason Aldean isn’t your average guy.” Watch his video and listen to his voice. He’s one of a kind.”

Aldean will perform the tune alone, accompanied only by his beloved banjo. It should be a fantastic rendition of the country’s most famous song.

Tara Newhole, an ALLOD forensic journalist, investigated the story and discovered that it may have been blown out of proportion.

“What we have here is a case of mistaken satirical identity,” Newhole explained. “First, there were the dumb stories about Jason Aldean, and then there was Anthony Oliver.” This narrative appears to be a stolen version of an idea taken from a stolen version of that notion, making it difficult to follow.”

Whether it’s difficult to follow or not, Aldean isn’t getting paid a million dollars to perform a song. God bless the United States of America.