Redneck Ray is calmly enjoying a beer while seated in a pub in Houston. A big man enters at that very moment, slapping Ray so hard that he tumbles off his stool. “That was a Korean karate chop,” the large man declares with pride. With a sigh, Ray stands up, dusts off his clothes, settles back into the stool, and keeps sipping his beer.

The force of the strike propels him into the wall. The large man laughs, “That was a kung fu punch from China.” Ray is done. He rises, shakes off the dust, and walks out of the pub with composure. After about an hour, he returns and gets up behind the large man seated at the bar, giving him such a powerful punch behind the ear that he passes out. “When he comes to it, why don’t you tell him it was a shovel from the hardware store in Houston?” Ray inquires of the bartender, glancing at him.