Two women stop to use the restroom as they pass a graveyard on their way home from a girls’ night out. The first woman wears her underpants and throws them away because she has nothing to wipe with.
However, her companion uses a ribbon on a wreath that she discovers. The following day, the husband of the second lady calls the husband of the first woman, enraged, and says, “My wife came home last night without her pants!” The other responds, “That’s nothing.”” Mine returned with a card that read, ‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you,’ pressed between her butt cheeks.”

Two women stop to use the restroom as they pass a graveyard on their way home from a girls’ night out. The first woman wears her underpants and throws them away because she has nothing to wipe with.
However, her companion uses a ribbon on a wreath that she discovers. The following day, the husband of the second lady calls the husband of the first woman, enraged, and says, “My wife came home last night without her pants!” The other responds, “That’s nothing.”” Mine returned with a card that read, ‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you,’ pressed between her butt cheeks.”