Alyssa Milano tried to put herself in the limelight of Elon Musk, and it’s not working well. According to our sources, the actress has already lost over $13 million, and there’s little chance that figure will change very soon.

Financial analysts believe Milano’s net worth, which was $10 million before the scandal, has remained stable, but her future prospects and income have suffered significantly. “She lost the Who’s the Boss reboot,” according to financial analyst Joe Barron, “and that alone cost her nearly $9 million.”

Other significant losses include the lawsuit over her burned Volkswagon, which collided with a nearby Prius and snarled traffic in and out of a fashionable Soho area for hours, and her yearly pay of $150K from Unicef. The organization fired her because she was “too unstable.”

Milano’s publicist, Joe Barron, says she isn’t bothered about the expense since it is “mostly just money on paper that doesn’t really affect her.” It remains to be seen if this indicates she doesn’t need the $13 million or that the entire tale is a shambles.

Fortunately, we can claim with perfect certainty that the tale is factual for the purposes of this fact-check.