Father gets confused by Johnny’s arithmetic issues…

Little Johnny arrives from school and reports that he got an F in math.

“Why?” questions the father.

“The teacher inquired, ‘How much is 2×3?'” I said, ‘6.’”

“But that’s right.”

“Then she asked me, ‘How much is 3×2?'”

His father inquires, “What’s the f*cking difference?”

Johnny replies, “That’s exactly what I said!”