Little Johnny arrives from school and reports that he got an F in math.
“Why?” questions the father.
“The teacher inquired, ‘How much is 2×3?'” I said, ‘6.’”
“But that’s right.”
“Then she asked me, ‘How much is 3×2?'”
His father inquires, “What’s the f*cking difference?”
Johnny replies, “That’s exactly what I said!”