A senior couple is enjoying their morning meal when the elderly woman turns to her husband and remarks, “Just imagine, darling, we’ve been married for half a century.” “Indeed,” he responds. “Fifty years ago, we were seated right here at this very breakfast table. And we were probably without a stitch of clothing.”

With a mischievous chuckle, the old woman suggests, “Should we take our clothes off again for old time’s sake?” So they do and sit back down.” “You know,” the old woman says excitedly, “my nipples are as hot for you today as they were back then.” The old man jokes, “I’m not surprised; one of them is in your coffee, and the other is in your oatmeal!”