“I think it’s raining,” he informed his wife.

“No, that felt more like snow to me,” she said.

“No, I’m sure it was just rain,” he said.

They were going to have a huge disagreement about whether it was pouring or snowing, as these things go.

“Let’s not fight about it!” said the man. “Let’s ask Rudolph, our tour guide, whether it’s officially raining or snowing.”

“Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?” the guy said as their tour guide arrived.

“Of course, it’s raining,” he said matter-of-factly.

“I know that it felt like snow!” the lady asserted.

The guy answered quietly,

“Rudolph, the Red, knows all about rain, dear!”