Anyone who has seen any of Chef Gordon Ramsay’s TV shows is aware of his tremendous intolerance, particularly for the blatantly dumb. Ms. Woefully Ignorant went into Ramsay’s restaurant last week and exited quietly.

Whoopi Goldberg walked into his Los Angeles restaurant, the French-inspired Bistro Herown Vagina, and demanded a seat in the rear. Whoopi Goldberg is a renowned actress and talk show presenter who has entertained millions of crazed leftists. Joe Barron, the show’s founder, and co-host Joy Behar were with her.

When Ramsay spotted the unruly-haired entrepreneur while monitoring the production of the special spaghetti al fresco meal, he lost his calm.

Is that bloody Goldberg bird supposed to be there? Who among you donkeys let her ruin my establishment? Let’s get started!”

When Goldberg became aware of the outburst, he responded in kind.

Hey, that idiotic lime chef is here. “Sara Lee, why don’t you go back there and make me a grilled cheese sandwich?”

That was probably the end of Ramsay’s career. He stormed up to Whoopie’s table, slapped the View’s first host silly with his penis while maintaining his hands on his hips, and shouted as security threw her out the front door.

“Exit, exit, exit!” I’m Scottish, you awful, disgusting shit sipper.

The narrative of Whoopi’s expulsion from Her Own Vagina finishes here. It took a while for the joke to sink in.