Every day, a devout little old lady would come out onto her porch, lift her arms, and cry, “Praise the Lord!”

One day, an atheist moved next door and became annoyed by her constant adulation. After a month, he cried out, “There is no Lord!”

Undaunted, she resumed her regimen. During a particularly difficult winter, the old lady was unable to reach the store. She stood on her porch and pleaded, “Help me, Lord, I have no more money, it’s cold, and I have no food.”

The next morning, she discovered three bags of food on her porch, enough for one week. She said, “Praise the Lord!” The atheist emerged from the bushes and said, “Haha!” “There is no God; I bought those groceries for you!”

The elderly lady lifted her arms again and cried, “Praise the Lord, you sent me groceries and made the Devil pay for them!”