Woman’s dinner visit to her boyfriend’s parents’ home

A woman is invited to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner, her first time meeting the family, and she feels extremely nervous. As they sit down to enjoy a delicious meal, her nervousness and the broccoli casserole start to cause discomfort, leading to gas pains that almost bring tears to her eyes. With no other option, she discreetly releases a small fart.

Though it’s not loud, everyone at the table hears it. Before she can feel embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looks at the dog, who had been resting at her feet, and reprimands it sternly, saying, “Skippy!” This response surprises the woman, and she can’t help but smile.

Moments later, the discomfort returns, and she lets out a louder and longer fart. Once again, the father looks at the dog and exclaims, “Dammit Skippy!” The woman finds this reaction amusing and smiles again. But soon after, she feels the need to release another fart, this time without hesitation. The fart is so loud and long that it rivals the sound of a train whistle.

Once again, the father looks at the dog with disgust and shouts, “Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!”