“Bob, I’m sorry,” a man texts his neighbor next door. I have to admit that, although I feel terrible about it, I’ve been taking advantage of your wife more than you do when you’re not around.

It’s been so amazing and enjoyable that I can’t stop myself. At times, it can last for hours on end. Though I realize it’s not an excuse, I don’t receive it at home. I’ve had enough of the guilt for now. I sincerely hope you will accept my apologies. That won’t take place once more.Bob walks into the bedroom and curses at his wife, feeling betrayed and furious. Shortly after, the man texts again, saying, “Autocorrect is bloomin’.” I intended to say “wifi.”