A guy arrives home to discover his wife of ten years packing her belongings.

“Where are you going?” he says, surprised.

“To Las Vegas!” “I discovered that there are men who will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!” she responds.

Before beginning to pack his baggage.

“What do you think you are doing?” she yells.

“I’m going to Las Vegas with you…” “I am eager to observe how you will manage to sustain yourself on $1,000 annually!” he exclaims.