“Is that a curtain?”: Internet roasts ‘worst’ outfits at Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s wedding

When the ultra-rich gather to celebrate, the fashion stakes are high—and often wonderfully unexpected.

As Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez began their magnificent wedding celebrations in gorgeous Venice, a stream of prominent guests came dressed in clothes that wowed and delighted spectators. One internet user humorously asked whether there was an “ugly dress” contest. Here are some of the most eye-catching styles that got the internet talking:

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian made a stunning arrival in a figure-hugging snakeskin dress with dazzling straps and a lace-up top.
However, some fans couldn’t help but question if the appearance was similar.

“Has Kim worn this dress at another event, or am I mistaken?” a viewer asked.

“Is there anyone left on the earth who has not been treated to overly exaggerated Kardashian bodies? There is no class whatsoever. “Just leave,” another said.

Another person chuckled and asked, “Why are you dressed as if the wedding is in the jungle?”

The majority of the Kardashian family attended Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s wedding in Venice, and images of the occasion showcasing them were extensively circulated on social media. However, their attendance at the star-studded gala drew criticism from many on social media.

“They resemble the Addams Family. ‘All that money and still no fashion sense,'” one reviewer said.

 

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Oprah Winfrey

Oprah Winfrey, 71, was among the high-profile guests at Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s lavish wedding in Venice, Italy.

The former talk show queen, who has openly addressed taking Ozempic to manage her weight, arrived in a floor-length burgundy and lavender gown, waving regally as she boarded a water taxi.

Oprah may have felt graceful, but the internet had other ideas.

“What was Oprah thinking with that dress?????” one person inquired.

She is a billionaire, ffs. “I shop better than this on a pauper’s online budget,” another said.

One critic was blunt: “Oprah’s dress is what we call in Yiddish a’shmata’—an ugly, low-rent rag of a dress.”s.”

“Oprah, you just lost me!” Someone else declared.

Another commenter wrote, “Please, Oprah, Ozempic didn’t give you a body for that.”

And maybe the toughest remark of all: “Not a good look for Oprah. Can only keep your stomach in so long.”

Lauren Sánchez

Bride Lauren Sánchez radiated richness and glamor as she made her big entry, dressed in an off-the-shoulder Schiaparelli gown with floral embellishments and a corseted waist that conveyed business.

However, despite the outfit’s high fashion appeal, the internet received mixed reactions.

“Gross and pathetic,” one person said. Another said, “So tacky.”

“She seems absurd.” With all that money at her disposal, she dresses so unflatteringly,” someone said.

“She looks like a floor lamp,” one observed, while another joked, “Is she wearing a curtain?”

“Lauren Sanchez looks like she can’t even move!” One of the viewers made a joke.

And probably the toughest criticism of all: “Why do wealthy people prefer to wear terrible clothes? They destroy their faces and fall for foolishness.” And they dress in really expensive, ugly clothes.”

Bill Gates

Bill Gates and his girlfriend Paula Hurd distinguished themselves by maintaining a refined atmosphere. While others sought shock value, they adhered to ageless simplicity.

During the year’s most star-studded wedding, the pair largely remained unnoticed, unlike other guests who eagerly sought attention.

Bill Gates arrived at the tech conference dressed just as you’d expect: classic, straightforward, and totally business.

He looked excellent in a black suit and white shirt, matching Paula perfectly. In a sea of high-fashion statements and striking celebrity styles, Gates kept things low-key—perhaps a touch too low-key.

Ivanka Trump

Donald Trump may have declined Jeff Bezos’ wedding invitation, but his daughter Ivanka Trump made an appearance, sparking lots of online buzz.

Husband Jared Kushner spotted Ivanka wearing a white tank top and a matching skirt with a red floral design. However, the internet was not exactly wowed.

Some described it as “a very tatty-looking” outfit.

“I’m not a fan. I adore her, but meh,” one commenter admits.

Another said, “One size too small.” But what a wonderful ensemble!”

“I am not a major fan of this one. Another individual suggested that the two sections could have been more relaxed.

Finally, one commenter said, “Not a good look for the Trump clan.”

 

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Kylie Jenner

At one of the gatherings, Kylie Jenner, 27, stood out in a transparent marigold lace costume coupled with big black sunglasses—but the internet wasn’t feeling charitable.

When photographs of her and her sister Kendall Jenner appeared on social media, the criticism was immediate and harsh.

“Look at all that plastic,” one commentator stated plainly.

Another said, “Both are talentless.”

And, in a dig at their design sense, someone joked, “The Jenner sisters always show up like they got the wedding invitation in a group chat.” #PublicAI.”

Vittoria Ceretti

Vittoria Ceretti and boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio arrived at Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s opulent welcome party, but her outfit instantly became the internet’s next target.

The 27-year-old Italian model donned a long, textured gown with stitch-like decoration, but internet reviewers were unimpressed.

“That dress is a mess,” one individual said.

Another commentator snarked, “It looks designed for an ironing board.”

“It looks like a thrift store dress,” one person said, while another called it a “cheap-looking, no-class, patchwork rag dress.”

In classic internet tradition, one commentator remarked, “Hope he gets her a juice box during the dinner.”

Leonardo Dicaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio appeared to have wandered in from another gathering and was attempting to avoid being recognized.

Wearing a blue suit and a beige polo shirt, his cap was pulled so low that one person commented, “Leo is really trying to hide.”

“Leonardo is always looking like a beggar,” read one remark, while another wrote, “Leo looks like someone’s lost grandpa.”

“Leo, in his trademark black cap, thinking we can’t see him,” another person said.

Kris Jenner

“Yay! As photographs of the Kardashian clan enjoying Venice circulated on social media, one person remarked, “The Kartrashians have arrived.”

Kris Jenner came in a black dress with a V-neckline, big puffed sleeves, and stunning 3D rose embellishments, a look that grabbed a lot of attention, but not for the reasons she expected.

“You know the Bezos-Sánchez wedding is REALLY big when Kris Jenner wears her new face,” a person said.

“Despite all the best plastic surgeons, they still can’t get her nose right,” another person commented.

Their daring wardrobe choices have already sparked heated debate on social media, with views severely split.

Were their ensembles a brilliant statement or a huge fashion fail? As the photographs circulate, it becomes clear that these expressions will remain memorable for a long time.