Jim Caviezel rejects working together with Robert DeNiro, saying ‘he’s awful, ungodly man’

«Sound of Freedom» and «Passion of the Christ» star Jim Caviezel turned down a lucrative job that would have taken just hours to film for one reason and one reason alone: Robert DeNiro was also cast in the sequence.

«I won’t work with him,» Caviezel added, «because he’s an awful, ungodly man.» Plus, talking to him face-to-face is weird because he’s wearing 6-inch platform shoes.»

For those who have been living under a rock, DeNiro has recently been in the news for his derogatory remarks about former President Donald Trump. «He’s a tiny little man,» Trump added, «and he has no idea how well we did. «We performed incredibly well. And, believe me, there was more good than bad when Obama was there. That was a bad idea. «Not at all.»

Caviezel claims he supports Trump’s ranting because God has chosen him to govern America. Mel Gibson agreed, mostly because Trump is not Jewish. «He’s not one of them, is he?» Gibson inquired, stumbling toward the open bar, «Because we va new hurr anna datsa from.»

Gibson collapsed from the punch shortly after. It’s still not clear where he was or why he was there. Unfortunately, there is no way to know for sure.

According to ALLOD Correspondent Tara Newhole, DeNiro had no idea any of this transpired, and aside from «that Jesus movie and the show with the nerdy guy from Lost,» he had never been in the same room with Caviezel.

Caviezel was replaced by Jim from The Office, who had not been cast in The Fantastic Four. God bless the United States of America.