Carl and Dave both work at the Atlanta airport, usually outdoors, refueling planes when they land.

One day, a dense fog comes in, causing all of the flights to be grounded. Carl and Dave are bored to tears since they have nothing to do.

“I’m really bored,” Dave admits. “I wish we could get drunk or something.”

“We can,” Carl says. “Did you know that if you drink jet fuel, it will get you wasted like regular booze?”

“Yeah?” said Dave.

“And the best part,” Carl said, “is that there are no side effects. “There was no hangover or anything.”

“Well, crap,” Dave cries, “pour me a drink.”

So our two legends spent the night getting hammered on jet fuel till they blacked out.

Dave awakens the next day. He lifts his head off the cushion, bracing himself for the worst. Surprisingly, he feels flawless! There was no hangover, nausea, or anything else. He stands up and takes a few steps without even feeling dizzy. He is taken aback.

Carl answers his phone when it suddenly calls.

“Hey man, this is amazing,” Dave responds. I’m in a wonderful mood. I can’t believe how much jet fuel we used last night, but I’m feeling great! That stuff is incredible!”

“I know, guy. “The stuff is fantastic,” Carl responds. “But there’s something I need to tell you.”

“Yeah?” says Dave.

“DON’T FART! Whatever you do!” “I’ve arrived in Cleveland!”