“What happened?!” I will tell you what occurred.

I informed my wife via email that I would be returning home from my fishing excursion today.

I arrive home… And guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, and Joe Murphy are in our marriage bed!

The end of our marriage is unforgivable.

I am done.

“I’m leaving forever!”

“Ah now, calm down, Paddy!” exclaims his mother-in-law.

“Something pretty unusual is happening here.”

Jean would never do such a thing.

There should be a straightforward explanation.

I’ll go speak to her right now and find out what occurred.”

Moments later, the mother-in-law returns with a large smile.

“Paddy

“I told you there must be a simple explanation… she never received your email!”