A man walks into a restaurant and takes a seat.

All the waitresses are stunning.

An especially gorgeous waitress with a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit approached his table and inquired if he was ready to order. “What would you like, sir?”.

He glances at the menu, examines her exquisite figure from top to bottom, and responds, “A quickie.”

The waitress turns and walks away, disgusted. When she has regained her calm, she returns and says, “What would you like, sir?”

Again, the man attentively examines her and responds, “A quickie, please.”

This time, her rage takes over, and she smacks him across the face with a booming “SMACK!” before storming out.