In a jaw-dropping workplace tale, a mother named Savannah startled the world by confessing to an unconventional technique to cope with an office creamer thief: she exchanged it with her own breast milk.
Savannah started this unexpected episode by buying a bottle of her favorite coffee creamer and placing it in the shared workplace fridge. Her delight quickly turned to astonishment when the creamer evaporated over a week. After further investigation, she uncovered a coworker secretly using the shared creamer.
Rather than engaging in a confrontation, Savannah adopted a creative and eye-catching strategy: she replaced the creamer with her own breast milk. According to the Daily Mail, Savannah escalated the prank a week later by attaching a message to the container that read: “Good morning! To whomever has been enjoying my coffee creamer all week… surprise! You’ve been drinking my breast milk. Hope you’ve enjoyed. Cheers!” She added a playful touch with a “PS: It’s organic, so no worries.”
The discovery triggered a spirited debate on social media, with many divided between finding the story hilarious and doubting its validity. Some ignored the report, claiming that no one would substitute creamer with breast milk, especially in a used jar.
The debate grew as others recounted their own experiences with office food and beverage thieves. Strategies included identifying objects as “lab experiments” and placing attractive “bait,” such as string cheese. Each reported experience contributed to the ongoing discussion about the most effective measures to dissuade coworkers from theft.
Some called for harsher penalties, such as adding laxatives to the creamer, while others defended the breastmilk exchange as safe. Supporters even claimed that, if anything, breast milk was a healthier option for store-bought creamers.