After being married for a long time, it’s easy to shut out our wives and dismiss each request they make of us as “nagging.”

In this story, the husband attempts to do precisely that, but his wife ensures that it does not end well for him!

His wife interrupted him as he was watching a football game at home.

“Could you please fix the light in the hallway, honey?” “It’s been flickering for weeks,” the wife explained.

“Can you fix the lights right now?” The spouse became enraged. “Does it appear that I have a GE logo on my forehead?” “I don’t believe so.”

“Fine,” answered the wife. “Could you then fix the fridge door?” It won’t shut properly.”

“Fix the fridge door?” said the husband. “Does it appear that I have ‘Westinghouse’ inscribed on my brow?” I don’t believe so.”
“Fine,” she responds. “At the very least, could you fix the steps to the front door?” They’re about to snap.”

“I’m not a carpenter, and I don’t want to fix steps,” he declared. “Does it appear that I have ‘Ace Hardware’ inscribed on my brow? No, I don’t believe so. I’ve had it with you.” I’m off to the bar!”

After a few hours of drinking at the pub, the husband began to feel bad about what he had said to his wife.

When he went through the door, he observed that the light was on and that the refrigerator door was also open.
“Honey,” he inquired, “how did all of this get fixed?”

After being married for a long time, it’s easy to shut out our wives and dismiss each request they make of us as “nagging.”
In this story, the husband attempts to do precisely that, but his wife ensures that it does not end well for him!

His wife interrupted him as he was watching a football game at home.
“Could you please fix the light in the hallway, honey?” “It’s been flickering for weeks,” the wife explained.

“Fix the lights right now,” the husband demanded aggressively. “Does it appear that I have a GE logo on my forehead?” “I don’t believe so.”
“Fine,” answered the wife. “Could you then fix the fridge door?” It won’t shut properly.”

“Fix the fridge door?” said the husband. “Does it appear that I have ‘Westinghouse’ inscribed on my brow?” I don’t believe so.”
“Fine,” she responds. “At the very least, could you fix the steps to the front door?” They’re about to snap.”

“I’m not a carpenter, and I don’t want to fix steps,” he declared. “Does it appear that I have ‘Ace Hardware’ inscribed on my brow? No, I don’t believe so. I’ve had it with you.” I’m off to the bar!”

After a few hours of drinking at the pub, the husband began to feel bad about what he had said to his wife.
When he went through the door, he observed that the light was on and that the refrigerator door was also open.

“Honey,” he inquired, “how did all of this get fixed?”

“Ah, well, when you left, I sat outside and cried,” she said. “Just then, a nice young man approached me and asked what was wrong, and I told him.” He offered to fix everything, and all I had to do was go to bed with him or bake a cake.”
“So, what kind of cake did you bake for him?” he inquired.

The wife asked, “Do you see ‘Betty Crocker’ written on my forehead?” “I don’t believe so.”

LOL! She just hit him squarely in the groin!