Returning to the dating scene can be awkward and daunting, especially if we haven’t been single in a long time. The most essential thing to remember is to be open to people and not pass judgment too quickly.

That’s precisely what a 70-year-old widow had to go through in this amusing web article. She was at home when her doorbell rang. But she had no idea who was on the other side.

Read the entire funny joke below, and make sure you go all the way to the punchline. Oh, and if you like the tale, please share it with others to make them laugh as well!

A lonely 70-year-old widow thought it was time to remarry.

She placed an ad in the local newspaper stating:

“Wanted by my husband!” Must be my age, cannot hit me, cannot run about on me, and must still be wonderful in bed. Please apply in person for all applicants.”

The next day, she heard the doorbell ring. She opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman in a wheelchair, much to her dismay. He lacked both limbs and legs.

“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” The widow inquired, “Just look at you—you have no legs!”

“Therefore, I cannot run around on you!” said the elderly gentleman.

“You don’t have any arms either!” She let out a snort.

“Therefore, I can never beat you!” said the elderly guy once more.

“Are you still good in bed?” she said, raising one eyebrow.

“I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?” remarked the old guy, leaning back with a wide smile.

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Love and peace

Daddy, you’re bored.

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