In general, we tell our children to call 911 if they want assistance. However, one youngster took the lesson to an entirely new level!
The child decided to seek assistance since he was having problems with his homework. He grabbed the phone and called 911, the only number he knew. Are the people calling this number actually in need of help? Yes. I also think he was accurate in some places.
The responding operator began asking the typical questions. After a long period of misunderstandings, the operator discovered that the youngster was struggling with math.
You can listen to the entire phone chat here. We laughed a lot and thought this was extremely humorous. The article includes a link to the YouTube video at the bottom.
Operator: 911 emergency.
Boy: Yes, I need help.
Operator: What is the matter?
Boy: Using my math skills.
Operator: Using your mouth?
Boy is evading my calculations. I need to finish it. Will you come to my aid?
Operator: All right. Which city do you dwell in?
Boy: The arithmetic is beyond me.
Operator: You’re correct; I get it. However, where do you live?
Boy: No, I’d like to speak with you on the phone.
Operator: I can’t handle it. I can assign someone else to assist you.
Boy: All right.
Operator: What types of mathematics issues are you having trouble with?
Boy: Here are the lessons I learned.
Operator: I saw you have to finish your takeaway.
Boy: Of course!
Operator: Everything is OK, so what’s wrong?
Boy: I need your help in math.
Operator: Okay, tell me about the mathematics.
Boy: All right. 8 minus 16 equals what?
Operator: You tell me. What do you believe the sum is?
Boy: I’m not sure, 1.
Operator: Absolutely not. How old are you?
Boy: I am just four years old.
Operator: Four!
Boy: Of course.
Operator: What is the next problem? That one was a challenge.
Boy: So this one is here. Five things to remember.
Operator: What do you think five minus five is worth?
Five, boy
Woman: Johnny. What are you doing?
Boy: The cop is helping me with my arithmetic.
Woman: Did I say I was going to call you?
Operator: This is the mother.
Boy: You told me to call someone if I needed assistance.
Woman: I did not mean the cops!